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Post #3508 by hanford_lemoore on Tue, Jul 9, 2002 6:27 PM

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Off-topic since it's not tiki but the KING of Engrish books:

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

You gotta read the reviews. Tthey have quotes from the book, my favorite being:

"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."

~Hanford