Two of my worst nightmares have intermingled... - Beyond Tiki

M midnite Member 37? 47' N, 122? 26' W Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 1230	M midnite Posted posted on Wed, May 21, 2003 11:11 AM Who's Jewel? Who's Jewel, hoh boy. That's like asking "what's air?","what is life?" or "what's Haircut One Hundred?" Jewel is the glue that holds the universe together. She is a sage, a philosopher, a seer. Her talents are vast: singer, songwriter, poet, equestrian, drywall hanger nonpareil. What others see and say, "Why is this so?", Jewel sees and says, "Fractions make my head hurt". Her humanity is known and revered in several continents, including the sub, and substitute, continents. She has more talent in her little finger than her pinkie toe. It's Jewel's world, we just wait for her to shut up. For Jewel to shut up, to shut up. Plus, she has big hooters. Jewel in the same room with the Anti-Christ Gifford. What a missed opportunity to, with one fragmentation device, rid the world of some evil, damn! midnite

*Who's Jewel?
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Who's Jewel, hoh boy. That's like asking "what's air?","what is life?" or "what's Haircut One Hundred?"

Jewel is the glue that holds the universe together. She is a sage, a philosopher, a seer. Her talents are vast: singer, songwriter, poet, equestrian, drywall hanger nonpareil. What others see and say, "Why is this so?", Jewel sees and says, "Fractions make my head hurt".

Her humanity is known and revered in several continents, including the sub, and substitute, continents. She has more talent in her little finger than her pinkie toe. It's Jewel's world, we just wait for her to shut up. For Jewel to shut up, to shut up.

Plus, she has big hooters.

Jewel in the same room with the Anti-Christ Gifford. What a missed opportunity to, with one fragmentation device, rid the world of some evil, damn!

midnite

Post #35209 by midnite on Wed, May 21, 2003 11:11 AM