Post #352285 by woofmutt on Tue, Jan 1, 2008 10:25 AM

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OUT OUT OUT!!!..............IN IN IN!!!

Partially cloudy....................Slightly overcast

Smiles................................Grins

Angry memories..................Bitter regrets

Yellow legal pads.................Spiral bound notebooks

Landscape maintenance.......Lawn care

Mr. Grumpy Face.................Mr. Grouchy Pants

Toothless hillbillies...............Witless yokels

Googling old classmates.......Ogling hot coworkers

Flip-flops.............................Slip ons

Sleet...................................Slush

Doggy day cares..................Cat spas

Blow ups.............................Freak outs

Shrubs................................Dwarf trees

Italian prosciutto..................Canadian bacon

Over the top........................Shoot the moon

Plastic surgery.....................Tupperware Body Tape

Twilight................................Dusk

Ones and fives......................Tens and twenties

Charcoal gray.......................Light black

Cremation............................Burial at sea

Happy Hour..........................Beer-thirty

Batman & Robin....................Aquaman & His Mermaid Water Dancers

Asphalt.................................Black top

Scary clowns.........................Weird mimes

Civic mindedness...................Public drunkenness

Las Vegas.............................Casino Night at Our Lady of Hope

Thursday..............................Tuesday

Reality shows........................Staring out the window

Chives..................................Green onions

Lutheran craft bazaars...........Methodist bake sales

Hot pink................................Fluorescent fuschia

Starfish.................................Sand dollars

Chick flicks............................Dominatrix DVDs

Collectibles............................Goodwill donations

Soil.......................................Dirt

Indifference............................Ennui

Sit Spot, sit!...........................Dance monkey, dance!