Post #35632 by Atomic Cocktail on Fri, May 23, 2003 9:16 AM

HumuHumu,

Move to San Francisco: If you like walking and (unfortunately) talking Saturday night comedy show caricatures of Alternative Lifestyle types, No-fat soy and wheat grass souffle, screwing dolphins and fog.

Move to Los Angeles: If you like driving and (unfortunately) talking Saturday night comedy show caricatures of greasy Hollywood Producer types, Mexican food, screwing everyone over, and smog.

Move to NYC: If you like smoking and (unfortunately) talking Saturday night comedy show caricatures of Mid-West types dressed in black dying to be cool, Tibetan-Turkish-Tamil-Australian fusion "cuisine", being screwed by your landlord and asbestos.

Move to Hasting, Nebraska: If you like sitting and (unfortunately) talking Saturday night comedy show caricatures of frighteningly friendly people, Cows, screwing in grain elevators and air, lots of nothing but air.

Did I miss anything?

[ Edited by: Atomic Cocktail on 2003-05-23 09:17 ]