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Post #358987 by Wildsville man on Mon, Feb 4, 2008 7:14 AM

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On 2008-02-04 06:52, Bargoyle wrote:
If it takes a man half an hour to walk half a mile, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Great question!!!!!!!!! First I have to ask,"which leg is wooden? what kind of wood? and is the dill pickle grown on the north or south side of the equator?

If it's on the North Side and Left leg and Bolsa wood it would be 6 hours and 14 min and 14 sec!!

I hope that helps!!!!!!

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[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-04 07:15 ]

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-04 07:15 ]