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Post #364359 by Wildsville man on Sat, Mar 1, 2008 10:55 AM

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That's a great question!!!!!!!!

I would like to combine some of those to make the perfect girl.....

First, topless is always a plus in my book.......unless you have more Chin's then a Chinese phone book.
Second, I like her to be waist high like the second one!!!! I only wish she had a flat head,DIG?
Third, The third one is very plastic looking,like most of the girls I've dated in Orange County....

So the answer is!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANY GIRL WITH LOW ENOUGH SELFESTEEM TO BE WITH A GUY LIKE ME!!!!!!