Post #367494 by tekoteko on Mon, Mar 17, 2008 3:52 PM

On 2008-03-17 06:30, freddiefreelance wrote:

On 2008-03-16 21:07, tekoteko wrote:

On 2008-03-13 21:23, VampiressRN wrote:

Arrived in the mail today...those peeps at TikiFarm are the bestest!!!

Did it come with batteries? hehehehe.

Nice score, vamp.

Heh, that reminds me of an old joke:

An old woman goes into a sex shop and asks the assistant if she can have a look at an assortment of some of the better vibrators on offer. Despite the wide range of colours, shapes and sizes, she can't find one among them that she likes. Then she looks up at the shelf behind the counter and, with her face suddenly brightening, says "Can I please have a look at that big tartan one?" "I'm afraid not," replies the assistant. "That's my thermos."

Then another old woman walks into the same sex shop...she was old and a bit wobbly and seemed to have little tremors in her movements. She asks the clerk "Do you sell the Ultra-Vibe 3000 here?" and the assistant says "yes, would you like me to show you one?" The old lady gets a confused look on her trembling face and says "No thank you sweetie, I just want to know how you turn them off."