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Post #37529 by midnite on Thu, Jun 5, 2003 4:23 PM

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Damnit, Janet! How did I ever bypass this topic? Let's see:

Playboy...masturbation...tooting one's horn

On that note, in a related sense, so to speak, regarding the above, uh, ability...unfortunately I long ago discovered, to my chagrin, that I am just NOT flexible enough to accomplish the feat. Curses, I was a tennis player, not a gymnast. Then again, if I were so contortionally gifted I'd never leave the house.

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