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Post #37989 by Tiki_Bong on Sun, Jun 8, 2003 7:50 PM

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Firetiki,

Warning - You're tampering with natural selection here!

Even though I can't recall in the entire history of Tiki Bars I've ever heard an inferno to match, say a Great White concert, if someone is so stupid as to light a tiki torch around thatch or reed, they must be eliminated from the gene pool anyway!

Just go with it. I know it's hard to understand, but the human race will be stronger and better off without them!

P.S. thanks for saving all of mankind on 9/11.