Post #384719 by woofmutt on Wed, Jun 4, 2008 7:27 PM

It just occurred to me that these recipes could be quite useful if there's certain peoples parties you don't ever want invited to again.

After one encounter with Luau Mayonnaise (for those not paying close attention Luau Mayonnaise is: "...1 cup of mayonnaise with 2 tbs. pineapple juice or syrup and 1 tbs. maraschino cherry syrup..." blended til pink) here's how your next invitation to another barbecue at the Schnardgrasses could go...

Gayhead Schnardgrass: Harvey and I were thinking of having another of our little barbecues the weekend after the 4th...

You: Oh wonderful! I'll bring a big batch of Luau Mayonnaise and a pitcher of Blow Hole Fizzes! Harvey's just allergic to egg yolks, right?

Gayhead Schnardgrass: Oh my! The weekend after the 4th, what was I thinking! harvey's mother's boyfriend is having his bonespur removed that weekend, we'll all be in Phoenix!

You: Oh darn! Well, next time for sure!

Gayhead Schnardgrass: Oh yes, next time. Definitely.