Post #38751 by Tiki_Bong on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 10:19 AM

At the City I work for, most of the fire calls are not for fires, but rather first aid.

I've always wondered why they send 1,000 gallons of water to a call involving a heart attack at the local old folks home (that is unless they were on fire also).

Yes, I'm sure that being a firefighter is a dangerous job, but statistically speaking, being a convenience store clerk is the most deadly.

(All right! Give me a Slurpee and all the cash. Now!)