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Post #38773 by Kailuageoff on Thu, Jun 12, 2003 11:36 AM

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Whatever you do, do not light plastic staws on fire. Just don't do it okay, because they're like napalm. Trust me don't do it, at least not in your tiki bar. The burning plastic also makes a really cool whooosh, whoosh, whoosh sound as it drips in flames onto whatever surface is unlucky enough to be underneath it. But don't try this, ever.
Also, don't go into tiki bars with open flames when you only have one contact lens because you got sand in your eye and tried to change it on the beach and it blew away.
Doing so exposes anyone with long hair to the risk of setting it on fire on the side missing the contact lens. Trust me on this one as well.