Post #393852 by Mongoloid on Mon, Jul 14, 2008 2:41 PM

(Johnny Cash, Folsom Blues beat in the backround)
I hear those sirens comin, their comin from H.B.
The word on the street theres trouble in town, some samurais named Tikiyaki
They had served a man 10 mai tai's, just to watch him die
The place was full to capacity when the coppers arrived on scene
They heard sounds of wild birds and what sounded like a monkey scream.
Called animal control for back up, in case they had to euthanize
They walked into Konas Hidden Village and to their surprise
It was just some silly buggahs with a death wish willingly trying to drink 10 mai tai's
Just went to Kona for music and booze,
Never thought Tikiyaki might be singing the H.B. Blues