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M martiki Official Mixologist http://www.smugglerscovesf.com Joined: Mar 29, 2002 Posts: 3059	M martiki Posted posted on Mon, Aug 4, 2008 3:52 PM On 2008-08-04 10:59, Iniquitiki wrote: HEY, MARTIN! What's next? Ron (Iniquitiki) WE'RE CHANGING FORMATS!!!!! ALL MARTINI BAR!! Join our slick new Martini Club, drink all 106 Martinis, and get your name on a plaque above the toilet!!! COSMOPOLITAN Your Call Vodka, Triple Sec, Sweet & Sour, Cranberry Juice. $6 MANHATTAN Makers Mark, Sweet Vermouth, dash of bitters $6 BLACK Stoli and Razzmatazz $6 METROPOLITAN Grey Gooses, Triple Sec, Sweet-Sour, Cranberry Juice $6 SILVER Ketel One, Bombay Sapphire, Splash of Chardonnay $6 JAMES BOND Stoli Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Shaken $6 GRASSHOPPER Creme de Menthe Green, Creme de Cocao White, Frangelico $6 FRENCH Ketel one, Razzmatazz, Splash of Lemonade $6 GIBSON Belvedere or Bombay Sapphire, Dry Vermouth, Onion $6 GODFATHER Finlandia, Grand Marnier, Amm. Disaranno $6 ROB ROY Dewar’s, Sweet Vermouth, Dash of Bitters $6 GIMLET Grey Goose, Roses, Lime Juice $6 DEAD GRASSHOPPER Crème de menthe, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk, Cinnamon Schnapps $6 VELVET Your call vodka, Chambord, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk $6 CRYSTAL CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Lt Crème de Cacao, Frangelico $6 "10" Tanqueray 10, Olive, Dry Vermouth $6 DIRTY Grey Goose, Olive Juice, Olive $6 KEY LIME UV Vanilla Vodka, Lime Juice, Baileys $6 HAZELNUT Frangelico, Kahlua, Milk Chocolate $6 CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Creme de Cocao, Choco Syrup $6 24 K UV Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Chambord, Lime Juice, OJ $7 GRAPE CRUSH Call Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6 JUNIOR LT Crème de Cocoa, Frangelico, Milk $6 SOUR APPLE Call Vodka, Sweet&Sour, Apple Schnapps $6 ROCK STAR Grey Goose, Grand Marnier, Cranberry Juice $7 MELON UV Raz, Midori, Sweet&Sour $6 LEMON HEAD UV citron, Lemonade, Sugar Rimmed $6 DIRTY BANANA Crème de Banana, Dark Crème de Cacao, Kahlua, Baileys $6 ESPRESSO UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Baileys, Dark de Cacao $7 ALMOND DELIGHT Amaretto, Tia Maria, Milk $6 BLUE KAMIKAZE UV Blueberry Vodka, , Triple Sec, Splash of OJ $6 RAZARITA Jose Cuervo, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6 BLUE BOMBSICLE UV Blue Vodka, Lemonade $6 GRAPE APE UV Grape Vodka, 7 UP, Sweet and Sour $6 CHERRY BOMB UV Cherry Vodka, Red Bull $6 CARIBBEAN UV Vodka, Malibu Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice $7 SUNSET Bacardi Orange Rum, Lemonade $6 MARTIAN Midori, Gin $6 INVERTED PYRAMID UV Citrus Vodka , UV Cherry Vodka, Grand Mariner $6 CRANTINI UV Vodka, Triple Sec, Vermouth, Cranberry Juice $6 SOUTH BEACH UV Orange Vodka, UV Citron, Triple sec, Lime Juice $7 TROPICAL Amaretto, Malibu Coconut Rum $6 VEGAS LEMON DROP UV Citrus, Sugar, Lemon $6 OOH LA LA UV Orange, Orange Juice, Triple Sec $6 CALIFORNIA UV Vodka, Red Wine, Dark Rum $6 RASPBERRY UV Raspberry Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sprite $6 PARROT HEAD Silver Tequila, Triple Sec $6 TIRAMISU MARTINI UV Vanilla, Godiva White Chocolate, Kahlua, Amaretto, & Cream $7 TINI BIKINI MARTINI UV Vodka, Malibu Rum, a Splash of Orange & Pineapple Juice, & a splash of Grenadine $7 Salt and Pepper Martini: Vermouth, Absolut Peppar Vodka $6 Rum Martini: Light rum, Dry vermouth $6 Smoky Martini: Gin, Scotch $7 Nick and Nora Martini: Gin, Dry Vermouth $6 Whisky Martini: Whiskey, Vermouth $6 Hazelnut Martini: Ketel One, Frangelico $7 Milky Way Martini: UV Vanilla, Chocolate Liqueur, Irish Cream $7 Minttini: UV Vodka, White Crème de Menthe, Vermouth $6 Mocha Martini: UV Vodka, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $7 Winston Martini: Frangelico, Spiced Rum, Gin, Lime $7 The Captain's Martini: Gin, Vermouth, White Crème De Menthe $6 Spicy Martini: Gin, Vermouth, Tabasco $6 Paisley Martini: Gin, Scotch, Dry Vermouth $7 Lemon Splash Martini: Vodka, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Lemon $6 In and Out Martini: Dry Vermouth, Gin $6 Great Caesar's Martini: Vodka, Dry Vermouth $6 Fuzzy Martini: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps $6 Dick Deming Martini: Gin, White Wine $6 Dan's Dewberry Martini: Vermouth, UV Vodka, Blue Curacao $6 Tango Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Triple Sec, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice $6 O Circle Martin:i Bacardi Orange Rum, Amaretto, Cream $7 Bacardi Yeah Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice, Soda $6 O MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, EXTRA DRY VERMOUTH $6 CAJUN MARTINI: UV VODKA, VERMOUTH, JALAPENO PEPPER $6 Bronx Martini: Absolut Mandarin, Dry and Sweet Vermouth, Sweet and Sour, Orange Juice $6 SUNSET MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, LEMONADE $6 BLUE MOON: BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN, BLUE CURACAO $6 Alconquin Martini: Whiskey, Dry Vermouth, Pineapple, Club Soda $6 Black Dog Martini: Light Rum, Dry Vermouth, Black Olive $6 Sex in the Pool Martini: White creme de cacao, Vodka, Blue curacao, Grand Marnier $7 TIJUANA EXPRESS MARTINI: Light rum, Dark creme de Cacao $7 Zippy Martini: Vodka, Dry vermouth, Tabasco sauce $6 CRAN-COSMO: UV CITRON, LIME JUICE, TRIPLE SEC, CRANBERRY JUICE $6 Cherry Cheesecake: UV Vanilla, Cranberry juice Grenadine $6 Red Eye Martini: UV Cherry, Champagne $7 Berry White: UV Blue, Crème de Cacao, triple sec, lime juice $6 Pink Squirrel : UV Vodka, Lemonade, grenadine $6 Cherry Cosmo : UV Cherry, Triple sec, Cranberry juice $6 Navaltini: UV Orange, Champagne, Orange juice $7 UV Caramel Appletini: UV Apple, Butterscotch schnapps $7 Grapetini: UV Grape, Lemonade, Splash of Triple sec $6 UV Pink Flamingo: UV Lemonade, Cranberry juice, Triple sec $6 UV Ultimate Lemonade: UV Lemonade, Lemonade, Sparkling water $6 Chocolate Raspberry Martini: Vodka, Razzmatazz raspberry, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $8 Midnight Martini: Coffee liqueur, Vodka $7 Giovanni: Citrus vodka, Campari, Grapefruit juice, Lemon juice $7 Purple Hooter: Vodka, Triple Sec, Chambord, Sours Mix, Lemon Juice $7 Red Hot: Goldschlager cinnamon, Vodka, Splash of grenadine $7 Ascot Martini: Gin, Sweet Vermouth $6 Green Widow Martini: Gin, Midori, Sour mix, Splash Champagne $7 RED HOT LOVER: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Strawberry Juice, Orange Juice $7 SAN DIEGO SEABREEZE: UV Vodka, Raspberry Schnapps, Blueberry Schnapps, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Blackberry Brandy $8 MONTE’S SEX POTION: Malibu, Chambord, Lemon Juice $7 NANTUCKET COCKTAIL: Brandy, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice $7 AFTER SEX: UV Vodka, Crème de Bananas, Orange Juice $7 LOOSE CABOOSE: UV Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Lemonade $7 CALL A CAB: Midori, Peach Schnapps, Cocunut Rum, crème de Bananas, UV Orange, Peach Liquor, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Sprite $8 (yeah, that's a real menu)

On 2008-08-04 10:59, Iniquitiki wrote:

HEY, MARTIN! What's next?

Ron (Iniquitiki)

WE'RE CHANGING FORMATS!!!!!

ALL MARTINI BAR!!

Join our slick new Martini Club, drink all 106 Martinis, and get your name on a plaque above the toilet!!!

COSMOPOLITAN Your Call Vodka, Triple Sec, Sweet & Sour, Cranberry Juice. $6
MANHATTAN Makers Mark, Sweet Vermouth, dash of bitters $6
BLACK Stoli and Razzmatazz $6
METROPOLITAN Grey Gooses, Triple Sec, Sweet-Sour, Cranberry Juice $6
SILVER Ketel One, Bombay Sapphire, Splash of Chardonnay $6
JAMES BOND Stoli Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Shaken $6
GRASSHOPPER Creme de Menthe Green, Creme de Cocao White, Frangelico $6
FRENCH Ketel one, Razzmatazz, Splash of Lemonade $6
GIBSON Belvedere or Bombay Sapphire, Dry Vermouth, Onion $6
GODFATHER Finlandia, Grand Marnier, Amm. Disaranno $6
ROB ROY Dewar’s, Sweet Vermouth, Dash of Bitters $6
GIMLET Grey Goose, Roses, Lime Juice $6
DEAD GRASSHOPPER Crème de menthe, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk, Cinnamon Schnapps $6
VELVET Your call vodka, Chambord, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk $6
CRYSTAL CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Lt Crème de Cacao, Frangelico $6
"10" Tanqueray 10, Olive, Dry Vermouth $6
DIRTY Grey Goose, Olive Juice, Olive $6
KEY LIME UV Vanilla Vodka, Lime Juice, Baileys $6
HAZELNUT Frangelico, Kahlua, Milk Chocolate $6
CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Creme de Cocao, Choco Syrup $6
24 K UV Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Chambord, Lime Juice, OJ $7
GRAPE CRUSH Call Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6
JUNIOR LT Crème de Cocoa, Frangelico, Milk $6
SOUR APPLE Call Vodka, Sweet&Sour, Apple Schnapps $6
ROCK STAR Grey Goose, Grand Marnier, Cranberry Juice $7
MELON UV Raz, Midori, Sweet&Sour $6
LEMON HEAD UV citron, Lemonade, Sugar Rimmed $6
DIRTY BANANA Crème de Banana, Dark Crème de Cacao, Kahlua, Baileys $6
ESPRESSO UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Baileys, Dark de Cacao $7
ALMOND DELIGHT Amaretto, Tia Maria, Milk $6
BLUE KAMIKAZE UV Blueberry Vodka, , Triple Sec, Splash of OJ $6
RAZARITA Jose Cuervo, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6
BLUE BOMBSICLE UV Blue Vodka, Lemonade $6
GRAPE APE UV Grape Vodka, 7 UP, Sweet and Sour $6
CHERRY BOMB UV Cherry Vodka, Red Bull $6
CARIBBEAN UV Vodka, Malibu Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice $7
SUNSET Bacardi Orange Rum, Lemonade $6
MARTIAN Midori, Gin $6
INVERTED PYRAMID UV Citrus Vodka , UV Cherry Vodka, Grand Mariner $6
CRANTINI UV Vodka, Triple Sec, Vermouth, Cranberry Juice $6
SOUTH BEACH UV Orange Vodka, UV Citron, Triple sec, Lime Juice $7
TROPICAL Amaretto, Malibu Coconut Rum $6
VEGAS LEMON DROP UV Citrus, Sugar, Lemon $6
OOH LA LA UV Orange, Orange Juice, Triple Sec $6
CALIFORNIA UV Vodka, Red Wine, Dark Rum $6
RASPBERRY UV Raspberry Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sprite $6
PARROT HEAD Silver Tequila, Triple Sec $6
TIRAMISU MARTINI UV Vanilla, Godiva White Chocolate, Kahlua, Amaretto, & Cream $7
TINI BIKINI MARTINI UV Vodka, Malibu Rum, a Splash of Orange & Pineapple Juice, & a splash of Grenadine $7
Salt and Pepper Martini: Vermouth, Absolut Peppar Vodka $6
Rum Martini: Light rum, Dry vermouth $6
Smoky Martini: Gin, Scotch $7
Nick and Nora Martini: Gin, Dry Vermouth $6
Whisky Martini: Whiskey, Vermouth $6
Hazelnut Martini: Ketel One, Frangelico $7
Milky Way Martini: UV Vanilla, Chocolate Liqueur, Irish Cream $7
Minttini: UV Vodka, White Crème de Menthe, Vermouth $6
Mocha Martini: UV Vodka, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $7
Winston Martini: Frangelico, Spiced Rum, Gin, Lime $7
The Captain's Martini: Gin, Vermouth, White Crème De Menthe $6
Spicy Martini: Gin, Vermouth, Tabasco $6
Paisley Martini: Gin, Scotch, Dry Vermouth $7
Lemon Splash Martini: Vodka, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Lemon $6
In and Out Martini: Dry Vermouth, Gin $6
Great Caesar's Martini: Vodka, Dry Vermouth $6
Fuzzy Martini: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps $6
Dick Deming Martini: Gin, White Wine $6
Dan's Dewberry Martini: Vermouth, UV Vodka, Blue Curacao $6
Tango Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Triple Sec, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice $6
O Circle Martin:i Bacardi Orange Rum, Amaretto, Cream $7
Bacardi Yeah Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice, Soda $6
O MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, EXTRA DRY VERMOUTH $6
CAJUN MARTINI: UV VODKA, VERMOUTH, JALAPENO PEPPER $6
Bronx Martini: Absolut Mandarin, Dry and Sweet Vermouth, Sweet and Sour, Orange Juice $6
SUNSET MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, LEMONADE $6
BLUE MOON: BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN, BLUE CURACAO $6
Alconquin Martini: Whiskey, Dry Vermouth, Pineapple, Club Soda $6
Black Dog Martini: Light Rum, Dry Vermouth, Black Olive $6
Sex in the Pool Martini: White creme de cacao, Vodka, Blue curacao, Grand Marnier $7
TIJUANA EXPRESS MARTINI: Light rum, Dark creme de Cacao $7
Zippy Martini: Vodka, Dry vermouth, Tabasco sauce $6
CRAN-COSMO: UV CITRON, LIME JUICE, TRIPLE SEC, CRANBERRY JUICE $6
Cherry Cheesecake: UV Vanilla, Cranberry juice Grenadine $6
Red Eye Martini: UV Cherry, Champagne $7
Berry White: UV Blue, Crème de Cacao, triple sec, lime juice $6
Pink Squirrel : UV Vodka, Lemonade, grenadine $6
Cherry Cosmo : UV Cherry, Triple sec, Cranberry juice $6
Navaltini: UV Orange, Champagne, Orange juice $7
UV Caramel Appletini:
UV Apple, Butterscotch schnapps $7
Grapetini:
UV Grape, Lemonade, Splash of Triple sec $6
UV Pink Flamingo:
UV Lemonade, Cranberry juice, Triple sec $6
UV Ultimate Lemonade:
UV Lemonade, Lemonade, Sparkling water $6
Chocolate Raspberry Martini:
Vodka, Razzmatazz raspberry, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $8
Midnight Martini: Coffee liqueur, Vodka $7
Giovanni: Citrus vodka, Campari, Grapefruit juice, Lemon juice $7
Purple Hooter: Vodka, Triple Sec, Chambord, Sours Mix, Lemon Juice $7
Red Hot: Goldschlager cinnamon, Vodka, Splash of grenadine $7
Ascot Martini: Gin, Sweet Vermouth $6
Green Widow Martini: Gin, Midori, Sour mix, Splash Champagne $7
RED HOT LOVER: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Strawberry Juice, Orange Juice $7
SAN DIEGO SEABREEZE: UV Vodka, Raspberry Schnapps, Blueberry Schnapps, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Blackberry Brandy $8
MONTE’S SEX POTION: Malibu, Chambord, Lemon Juice $7
NANTUCKET COCKTAIL: Brandy, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice $7
AFTER SEX: UV Vodka, Crème de Bananas, Orange Juice $7
LOOSE CABOOSE: UV Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Lemonade $7
CALL A CAB: Midori, Peach Schnapps, Cocunut Rum, crème de Bananas, UV Orange, Peach Liquor, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Sprite $8

(yeah, that's a real menu)

Post #398855 by martiki on Mon, Aug 4, 2008 3:52 PM