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Post #398855 by martiki on Mon, Aug 4, 2008 3:52 PM

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On 2008-08-04 10:59, Iniquitiki wrote:

HEY, MARTIN! What's next?

Ron (Iniquitiki)

WE'RE CHANGING FORMATS!!!!!

ALL MARTINI BAR!!

Join our slick new Martini Club, drink all 106 Martinis, and get your name on a plaque above the toilet!!!

  1. COSMOPOLITAN Your Call Vodka, Triple Sec, Sweet & Sour, Cranberry Juice. $6

  2. MANHATTAN Makers Mark, Sweet Vermouth, dash of bitters $6

  3. BLACK Stoli and Razzmatazz $6

  4. METROPOLITAN Grey Gooses, Triple Sec, Sweet-Sour, Cranberry Juice $6

  5. SILVER Ketel One, Bombay Sapphire, Splash of Chardonnay $6

  6. JAMES BOND Stoli Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Shaken $6

  7. GRASSHOPPER Creme de Menthe Green, Creme de Cocao White, Frangelico $6

  8. FRENCH Ketel one, Razzmatazz, Splash of Lemonade $6

  9. GIBSON Belvedere or Bombay Sapphire, Dry Vermouth, Onion $6

  10. GODFATHER Finlandia, Grand Marnier, Amm. Disaranno $6

  11. ROB ROY Dewar’s, Sweet Vermouth, Dash of Bitters $6

  12. GIMLET Grey Goose, Roses, Lime Juice $6

  13. DEAD GRASSHOPPER Crème de menthe, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk, Cinnamon Schnapps $6

  14. VELVET Your call vodka, Chambord, Lt Crème de Menthe, Milk $6

  15. CRYSTAL CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Lt Crème de Cacao, Frangelico $6

  16. "10" Tanqueray 10, Olive, Dry Vermouth $6

  17. DIRTY Grey Goose, Olive Juice, Olive $6

  18. KEY LIME UV Vanilla Vodka, Lime Juice, Baileys $6

  19. HAZELNUT Frangelico, Kahlua, Milk Chocolate $6

  20. CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Creme de Cocao, Choco Syrup $6

  21. 24 K UV Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Chambord, Lime Juice, OJ $7

  22. GRAPE CRUSH Call Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6

  23. JUNIOR LT Crème de Cocoa, Frangelico, Milk $6

  24. SOUR APPLE Call Vodka, Sweet&Sour, Apple Schnapps $6

  25. ROCK STAR Grey Goose, Grand Marnier, Cranberry Juice $7

  26. MELON UV Raz, Midori, Sweet&Sour $6

  27. LEMON HEAD UV citron, Lemonade, Sugar Rimmed $6

  28. DIRTY BANANA Crème de Banana, Dark Crème de Cacao, Kahlua, Baileys $6

  29. ESPRESSO UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Baileys, Dark de Cacao $7

  30. ALMOND DELIGHT Amaretto, Tia Maria, Milk $6

  31. BLUE KAMIKAZE UV Blueberry Vodka, , Triple Sec, Splash of OJ $6

  32. RAZARITA Jose Cuervo, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6

  33. BLUE BOMBSICLE UV Blue Vodka, Lemonade $6

  34. GRAPE APE UV Grape Vodka, 7 UP, Sweet and Sour $6

  35. CHERRY BOMB UV Cherry Vodka, Red Bull $6

  36. CARIBBEAN UV Vodka, Malibu Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice $7

  37. SUNSET Bacardi Orange Rum, Lemonade $6

  38. MARTIAN Midori, Gin $6

  39. INVERTED PYRAMID UV Citrus Vodka , UV Cherry Vodka, Grand Mariner $6

  40. CRANTINI UV Vodka, Triple Sec, Vermouth, Cranberry Juice $6

  41. SOUTH BEACH UV Orange Vodka, UV Citron, Triple sec, Lime Juice $7

  42. TROPICAL Amaretto, Malibu Coconut Rum $6

  43. VEGAS LEMON DROP UV Citrus, Sugar, Lemon $6

  44. OOH LA LA UV Orange, Orange Juice, Triple Sec $6

  45. CALIFORNIA UV Vodka, Red Wine, Dark Rum $6

  46. RASPBERRY UV Raspberry Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sprite $6

  47. PARROT HEAD Silver Tequila, Triple Sec $6

  48. TIRAMISU MARTINI UV Vanilla, Godiva White Chocolate, Kahlua, Amaretto, & Cream $7

  49. TINI BIKINI MARTINI UV Vodka, Malibu Rum, a Splash of Orange & Pineapple Juice, & a splash of Grenadine $7

  50. Salt and Pepper Martini: Vermouth, Absolut Peppar Vodka $6

  51. Rum Martini: Light rum, Dry vermouth $6

  52. Smoky Martini: Gin, Scotch $7

  53. Nick and Nora Martini: Gin, Dry Vermouth $6

  54. Whisky Martini: Whiskey, Vermouth $6

  55. Hazelnut Martini: Ketel One, Frangelico $7

  56. Milky Way Martini: UV Vanilla, Chocolate Liqueur, Irish Cream $7

  57. Minttini: UV Vodka, White Crème de Menthe, Vermouth $6

  58. Mocha Martini: UV Vodka, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $7

  59. Winston Martini: Frangelico, Spiced Rum, Gin, Lime $7

  60. The Captain's Martini: Gin, Vermouth, White Crème De Menthe $6

  61. Spicy Martini: Gin, Vermouth, Tabasco $6

  62. Paisley Martini: Gin, Scotch, Dry Vermouth $7

  63. Lemon Splash Martini: Vodka, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Lemon $6

  64. In and Out Martini: Dry Vermouth, Gin $6

  65. Great Caesar's Martini: Vodka, Dry Vermouth $6

  66. Fuzzy Martini: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps $6

  67. Dick Deming Martini: Gin, White Wine $6

  68. Dan's Dewberry Martini: Vermouth, UV Vodka, Blue Curacao $6

  69. Tango Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Triple Sec, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice $6

  70. O Circle Martin:i Bacardi Orange Rum, Amaretto, Cream $7

  71. Bacardi Yeah Martini: Bacardi Orange Rum, Pineapple and Cranberry Juice, Soda $6

  72. O MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, EXTRA DRY VERMOUTH $6

  73. CAJUN MARTINI: UV VODKA, VERMOUTH, JALAPENO PEPPER $6

  74. Bronx Martini: Absolut Mandarin, Dry and Sweet Vermouth, Sweet and Sour, Orange Juice $6

  75. SUNSET MARTINI: BACARDI ORANGE RUM, LEMONADE $6

  76. BLUE MOON: BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN, BLUE CURACAO $6

  77. Alconquin Martini: Whiskey, Dry Vermouth, Pineapple, Club Soda $6

  78. Black Dog Martini: Light Rum, Dry Vermouth, Black Olive $6

  79. Sex in the Pool Martini: White creme de cacao, Vodka, Blue curacao, Grand Marnier $7

  80. TIJUANA EXPRESS MARTINI: Light rum, Dark creme de Cacao $7

  81. Zippy Martini: Vodka, Dry vermouth, Tabasco sauce $6

  82. CRAN-COSMO: UV CITRON, LIME JUICE, TRIPLE SEC, CRANBERRY JUICE $6

  83. Cherry Cheesecake: UV Vanilla, Cranberry juice Grenadine $6

  84. Red Eye Martini: UV Cherry, Champagne $7

  85. Berry White: UV Blue, Crème de Cacao, triple sec, lime juice $6

  86. Pink Squirrel : UV Vodka, Lemonade, grenadine $6

  87. Cherry Cosmo : UV Cherry, Triple sec, Cranberry juice $6

  88. Navaltini: UV Orange, Champagne, Orange juice $7

  89. UV Caramel Appletini:
    UV Apple, Butterscotch schnapps $7

  90. Grapetini:
    UV Grape, Lemonade, Splash of Triple sec $6

  91. UV Pink Flamingo:
    UV Lemonade, Cranberry juice, Triple sec $6

  92. UV Ultimate Lemonade:
    UV Lemonade, Lemonade, Sparkling water $6

  93. Chocolate Raspberry Martini:
    Vodka, Razzmatazz raspberry, Kahlua, Crème de Cacao $8

  94. Midnight Martini: Coffee liqueur, Vodka $7

  95. Giovanni: Citrus vodka, Campari, Grapefruit juice, Lemon juice $7

  96. Purple Hooter: Vodka, Triple Sec, Chambord, Sours Mix, Lemon Juice $7

  97. Red Hot: Goldschlager cinnamon, Vodka, Splash of grenadine $7

  98. Ascot Martini: Gin, Sweet Vermouth $6

  99. Green Widow Martini: Gin, Midori, Sour mix, Splash Champagne $7

  100. RED HOT LOVER: UV Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Strawberry Juice, Orange Juice $7

  101. SAN DIEGO SEABREEZE: UV Vodka, Raspberry Schnapps, Blueberry Schnapps, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Blackberry Brandy $8

  102. MONTE’S SEX POTION: Malibu, Chambord, Lemon Juice $7

  103. NANTUCKET COCKTAIL: Brandy, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice $7

  104. AFTER SEX: UV Vodka, Crème de Bananas, Orange Juice $7

  105. LOOSE CABOOSE: UV Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Lemonade $7

  106. CALL A CAB: Midori, Peach Schnapps, Cocunut Rum, crème de Bananas, UV Orange, Peach Liquor, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Sprite $8

(yeah, that's a real menu)