Post #40265 by Geeky Tiki on Sat, Jun 21, 2003 10:06 AM

I got thrown out of Our Lady of the Snows Catholic School for "fraternizing" with Danielle Dxxxx.........the nuns were indignant, our parents were mortified, and I got to quit wearing maroon sweaters and grey pants!

When I was in grad school I was hired for a night by the Chicago Art Institute to "guard" the Buddha Hall during a ritzy shin dig for a bunch of doctors. The Buddha Hall had no tables for empty coc-ktail glasses, so I allowed people to array them about the tops of the bases for the Buddha statues.

About ten p.m. the curator came through and saw the feet of his Buddhas surrounded by expired drinks and demanded to know how I could have "let such a thing happen!!"

I said, "I didn't think Buddha, of all people, would have minded."

I didn't get to stay 'til the end of my shift.

Ooh, and another time? I was thrown out of band camp.......

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2003-06-21 10:07 ]

[ Edited by: geeky tiki 2009-05-02 11:52 ]