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Post #404279 by Cammo on Tue, Aug 26, 2008 5:39 PM

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Cammo posted on Tue, Aug 26, 2008 5:39 PM

This is not supposed to be funny. This is a highly realistic account of the busiest booth at Oasis, told up front and personal by the Buzz Man of Buzzland, Buzz Central.

His telling of the "Coaster Guy" story is acurate in every detail, I was there for the ending when that reptile slithered away, Buzzy yelling profanities and throwing razor-sharp chisels at his retreating feet. It was breathtaking.

Buzzy was made for Oasis.

Who are those handsome young men lining up for the beefcake photos, anyway? Not that I'm interested.