Post #40697 by KokomoTikiBar&Grill on Wed, Jun 25, 2003 10:42 AM

My grandfather used to say:

"It rained at least an inch last night, my pecker drowned when I was walking through it!"

or

"It will make a rabbit slap a bulldog"

or

"I was madder than a bull with a rose bush shoved up his ass"

God I loved that man! He sure Had a way with words, kinda like the time I tore up his lawnmower. He told me

"You would have rather reach into a frogs ass and pull out the prince than fuck with my lawnmower again!"

Excuse me while I wipe my tears.

[ Edited by: KokomoTikiBar&Grill on 2003-06-25 10:47 ]