Post #40732 by tikifish on Wed, Jun 25, 2003 1:53 PM

Here's a few more I remember my dad saying:

(about a bad smell)
"That could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!"

(when it was cold out)
"It's colder than a witches' tit!"

(PG version for when we were little)
"It's colder than a witches' refrigerator!"