Post #41117 by Geeky Tiki on Sun, Jun 29, 2003 12:35 AM

I'm particularly fond of:

Shoofy!......for a good thing.

Jinkies!.....as an exclamation.

Bloody Hell!.....also an exclamation.

Meeeow....when a woman is being bitchy.

Fuck the Dog in lieu of screw the pooch. That's a good one - "Well, I really fucked the dog that time!"

My mom used to wonder aloud why everything she looked for was always in the last place she looked. I was a bit literal as a kid, and I would ask how something could be in ANYTHING except the last place you look. I used to pretend to find things and then keep looking and mutter for her benefit, "Well, that was in the third to last place I looked, not bad!"

Non Compos Mentis........woke up and didn't know where I was.

Tits up.........It's over, a defeat. As in - "Well, buddy, looks like you're tits up."

"That guy is so dumb. Before he was born when they was handing out brains, he thought they said pains!"

"That was easier than a woman from Nevada."

Oh! Wait! Two classics from my uncle:

1. A woman once asked me if I smoked after sex. I said "I don't know, I never looked!"

2. He was trying to explain girls to me when I was ten. He said, "Boy, let me tell ya the most important thing about women. The fuckin' you get ain't worth the fuckin' you take. Thas' worth a million bucks, lttle buddy."

Pardon my language.

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2003-06-29 00:39 ]