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W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Fri, Oct 3, 2008 5:37 PM Stan's Adult Superstore... A few or many few years back when White Center had THREE thrift shops (where a lot of my great Tiki finds came from...I dunno how that happened with Sophista-tiki so near) I was walking fairly early one morning through downtown White Center and I thought I heard bagpipes. As I walked further along I knew for sure it was bagpipes an not a recording, someone was playing them. I discovered the sound was coming from the not yet opened for the day Stan's Adult Superstore. Someone was inside the porn shop playing the bagpipes. (Insert your own joke here.) A couple weeks later I saw a sign in the window of Stan's for some Scottish festival. I figured there was some sort of heritage connection to the owner of the shop. I was proved correct a few weeks later when watching late night TV with my friends and an ad came on with Stan in a kilt in his well lighted porn shop. "My name's Stan," he said, "I'm proud of my heritage and I'm proud to be an American..." or something like that. I think your freedom to look at porn was mentioned and Stan's as the place to buy it. The ironic thing is that of course Stan sells dirty dirty porn (tsk-tsk) but his storefront is one of the cleanest in White Center. He keeps the sidewalk spotless and picks up all the trash. I wish the little grocery stores and hair salons would take a cue from Stan. "...Mexican restaurants, a massage parlor, real live prostitutes..." -tiki-thunderbird- The prostitutes are a somewhat recent arrival. But one nice thing about them being here: All the bars now have champagne cocktails on their menus.

Stan's Adult Superstore...

A few or many few years back when White Center had THREE thrift shops (where a lot of my great Tiki finds came from...I dunno how that happened with Sophista-tiki so near) I was walking fairly early one morning through downtown White Center and I thought I heard bagpipes. As I walked further along I knew for sure it was bagpipes an not a recording, someone was playing them. I discovered the sound was coming from the not yet opened for the day Stan's Adult Superstore. Someone was inside the porn shop playing the bagpipes. (Insert your own joke here.)

A couple weeks later I saw a sign in the window of Stan's for some Scottish festival. I figured there was some sort of heritage connection to the owner of the shop. I was proved correct a few weeks later when watching late night TV with my friends and an ad came on with Stan in a kilt in his well lighted porn shop. "My name's Stan," he said, "I'm proud of my heritage and I'm proud to be an American..." or something like that. I think your freedom to look at porn was mentioned and Stan's as the place to buy it.

The ironic thing is that of course Stan sells dirty dirty porn (tsk-tsk) but his storefront is one of the cleanest in White Center. He keeps the sidewalk spotless and picks up all the trash. I wish the little grocery stores and hair salons would take a cue from Stan.

"...Mexican restaurants, a massage parlor, real live prostitutes..." -tiki-thunderbird-

The prostitutes are a somewhat recent arrival. But one nice thing about them being here: All the bars now have champagne cocktails on their menus.

Post #411530 by woofmutt on Fri, Oct 3, 2008 5:37 PM