Post #4171 by TikiMaxton on Tue, Jul 23, 2002 1:43 PM

Or a group hymn to sing before TC functions,

Maybe more fitting would be a drinking song:

(sung to the tune of "The Monkeys Have No Tails in Zamboanga":

Jimmy Buffet has no place on Tiki Central
Jimmy Buffet has no place on Tiki Central
Jimmy Buffet has not place
He'd be scared to show his face
Jimmy Buffet has no place on Tiki Central

Oh the mai tais have no Orange at Tiki Central
Oh the mai tais have no orange at Tiki Central
Oh the mai tais have no orange
And... um... nothing rhymes with "orange"
Oh the mai tais have no orange at Tiki Central

Everybody sing...