Post #41718 by tikimug on Fri, Jul 4, 2003 2:53 PM

On 2003-06-25 13:53, tikifish wrote:

(when it was cold out)
"It's colder than a witches' tit!"

(PG version for when we were little)
"It's colder than a witches' refrigerator!"

Hey Fish, I know the long version:

"It's colder than a witches' tit, in a brass bra on the dark side of the moon."

My Grandma once told me (when I was sitting on the kitchen table):
"Tables are for glasses, Chairs are for..."
she wouldn't finish it. I just figured it out.

My Grandpa gave me some advice for picking up chicks. He told me:
"Ask them if they like chicken, and when they say 'Yes' stick out your arm and tell them to 'Grab a wing!'"
He also told me chicks like to be called:
"Classy Tomatoes"
I don't remember if any of his advice worked!