Can't sleep...araghhhh! - Bilge

B bananabobs Member Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Posts: 824	B bananabobs Posted posted on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 3:48 AM 3:10 am Here we are again. So frickin much fun. Worse part? nuthin, I mean nuthin! in the house to eat. Oh yeah, the pantry is full...of things to cook or healthy things, soup, tofu, vegetables, but not a dang thing to munch on at 3:00am. A sugary cereal would be good, some Capt'n Crunch or Coco Puffs, some cookies, maybe some of those new Rachael Ray flavored Triscuits, SOMETHING!!! look in the fridge, There is 19 bottles of salad dressing with less than 1/2 left, cut, peeled carrots? WTH? and what the heck is with all the stuff with SPLENDA? Yech! I can taste that stuff a mile away, like my dog can taste a pill in a ball of hamburger! Hamburgers...that would work...nope, garden burgers...who shops here!?! My skinny wife does! Snacks, we need some snack food! now I'm hungry, tired and can't sleep ARRRRGH! Some toast with peanut butter? What is 29 grain bread with no flour or glutton? Dang looks more like a sanding pad than bread, no sourdough? Oh great, the peanut butter is a new jar, all natural, means it has to be stirred to get the oil in, what a mess. Next. out to the freezer in the garage...more garden burgers and what is a Portabello burger? Mushroom burgers? who eats this stuff? I wonder if there is a 24 hour Taco Bell here? naw, I don't want to go out. crap. What was that crash outside dang! Great! that stupid raccoon is back and knocked over a container of wild bird food onto the glass table top out back, at 3:30am it sounded really loud, (PETA lovers cover your ears) I just nailed him with a rock, little bastard! He wiped out my garden this summer, now we have to keep the dog door covered, last week he came in the house in the middle of the night and ate the dog food. He's about 5 times bigger than my dog, she's smart, she hides upstairs. My wife says "Oh he's so cute!" yeah, like a stomach pump. GET OUT OF THE BAMBOO! Your not a panda! There are new shoots coming up, grrrrr if he breaks them. Sprinklers just came on, that sent him on his way. That means the newspaper person will be coming anytime, why does everyone get the paper on our street? Plop, plop, plop. Wednesday morning? Good, the street sweeper comes at 4:30... Wide Wide awake. Hungry. Crap. 1/2 hour till "Its too late to go back to bed and not be wiped out at 6:00am" Wide Wide awake. Hungry. Stressed Crap.

3:10 am
Here we are again. So frickin much fun. Worse part? nuthin, I mean nuthin! in the house to eat. Oh yeah, the pantry is full...of things to cook or healthy things, soup, tofu, vegetables, but not a dang thing to munch on at 3:00am.
A sugary cereal would be good, some Capt'n Crunch or Coco Puffs, some cookies, maybe some of those new Rachael Ray flavored Triscuits, SOMETHING!!! look in the fridge, There is 19 bottles of salad dressing with less than 1/2 left, cut, peeled carrots? WTH? and what the heck is with all the stuff with SPLENDA? Yech! I can taste that stuff a mile away, like my dog can taste a pill in a ball of hamburger! Hamburgers...that would work...nope, garden burgers...who shops here!?! My skinny wife does! Snacks, we need some snack food! now I'm hungry, tired and can't sleep ARRRRGH! Some toast with peanut butter? What is 29 grain bread with no flour or glutton? Dang looks more like a sanding pad than bread, no sourdough? Oh great, the peanut butter is a new jar, all natural, means it has to be stirred to get the oil in, what a mess. Next.
out to the freezer in the garage...more garden burgers and what is a Portabello burger? Mushroom burgers? who eats this stuff? I wonder if there is a 24 hour Taco Bell here? naw, I don't want to go out.
crap.

What was that crash outside dang!

Great! that stupid raccoon is back and knocked over a container of wild bird food onto the glass table top out back, at 3:30am it sounded really loud, (PETA lovers cover your ears) I just nailed him with a rock, little bastard! He wiped out my garden this summer, now we have to keep the dog door covered, last week he came in the house in the middle of the night and ate the dog food. He's about 5 times bigger than my dog, she's smart, she hides upstairs. My wife says "Oh he's so cute!" yeah, like a stomach pump. GET OUT OF THE BAMBOO! Your not a panda! There are new shoots coming up, grrrrr if he breaks them. Sprinklers just came on, that sent him on his way. That means the newspaper person will be coming anytime, why does everyone get the paper on our street? Plop, plop, plop. Wednesday morning? Good, the street sweeper comes at 4:30...

Wide Wide awake.
Hungry.
Crap.

1/2 hour till "Its too late to go back to bed and not be wiped out at 6:00am"

Wide Wide awake.
Hungry.
Stressed
Crap.

Post #419737 by bananabobs on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 3:48 AM