Post #424127 by Ojaitimo on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 7:47 PM

Son of Kelbo! The Doctor Tiki Liberation Front is currently under investigation. While this is an open case we are not at liberty to discuss this. We do how ever wish to discuss Yo Yo Island in the near future. As to the reference to the Blues Brothers. This film was released in the late senenties.
The TNA was formed in 1934. You do the math.

I usually try to avoid cross posting but in the interests of the TNA. (The Tiki Bar TV in events in case you're wondering) I'm double posting.

On 2008-12-12 15:20, Ojaitimo wrote:

We recieved this message today
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To the TNA,

Dear Assholes,

Instead of going after nice people like Tiki Bar TV, why don't you do something about Sam's Seafood Tiki's? Better yet, raid Las Vegas Trader Vic's and shut them down. We understand you also investigate Mai Tai's? WHAT A JOKE Bet you use OJ and grenadine in your version don't you. Who made you the oracle of drink knowledge anyway.

Anonymous

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Dear Anonymous,

Assholes are like excuses which is what you are for a human being.
Our Mai Tai is the Grog Log version.
1.5 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz aged Rhum Clement (Not B rum)
1 oz Goslings Black seal
1/2 oz Marie Brizzard curacao
1/4 oz orgeat syrup
1/4 oz rock candy syrup
serve with crushed ice and spent lime shell and garnish with mint

In your case use double the rum, you need it.

Now STFU very much
Agent West
(Tiki Bar TV! Sorry you have to hear this. Correction : Sorry you have to read this!