Post #431124 by Mr. NoNaMe on Tue, Jan 27, 2009 5:37 PM

YAAAYYYY Breasts!!!

Everyone that is close to the event should go and support breasts. If you do not know the person that owns the breasts it is probably wise to just pay the ten bucks and not get slapped. If your other half as them and you suspect they need supporting then by all means, do it. Or if you are the person with the breasts, tell your other half "feeeell these, baabbyyy. What do ya think? :wink: :wink: "

If you or your other half have a concern about the breasts in question then "sack up" and go see your doc!!! Say "HEY doc, what the hell is this lumpy thing??" Doc says "Lets squash 'em under this machine. It wont hurt a bit!! :roll: Later the doc says, "Eh, it wasn't anything, pretty normal. That'll be $xxx.xx."
You say "WHEW!!!! Let's celebrate!!"

Or sadly enough, it could be something that requires much more tact than the last two paragraphs.

Men can have breast cancer, too. It is just harder to find cancer in the moobs.

This is a great tool for kids learning about boobs and the shapes they come in.

Happy birthday Baby!