Post #437303 by tikipedia on Mon, Mar 2, 2009 8:49 AM

I used to enjoy listening to Art Bell on "Coast to Coast". One of Bell's regular callers was a nutty evangelical guy who referred to himself as "J. C.". In an October 2006 call, J.C. is talking about the recent earthquake to strike Hawaii.

J.C.: "There are punishments coming, Mr. Bell! You think these earthquakes aren't? They're from God!"
Art: "Like what? Like what? Earthquakes from God?!"
J.C.: "YES! To punish!"
Art: "So- So what- So what I take it the Hawaiian people have misbehaved?"
J.C.: "YES! Because they do exotic dancing, and- and they're always naked on- on savage islands like that, where they don't put their clothes on!"
Art: "Savage islands? Now wait a minute! You're saying the Hula is- is evil?!"
J.C.: "YES! Its a satanic sexual ritual to worship satanic gods!"
Art: (sigh) "J.C..."
J.C.: "It's not American, is it?"
Art: "Uh, well yes it is, actually. Hawaii, believe it or not, J.C., actually was admitted as a state some time ago."
J.C.: "Well I don't recognize them!"