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Post #442794 by woofmutt on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 8:47 PM

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Do we have to go through this every friggin' time we eat here? You ordered the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. It's made with chicken. "Chicken" is in the name of the "sammich". That's why it's called the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. If it were made with beef they'd probably have called it a burger. If you'd wanted chicken and beef then you shoulda ordered the Ass Kickin' Cock-N-Bull Barn Burner™.

You gonna eat that pickle?