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Post #443025 by tiki-riviera on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 3:54 PM

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On 2009-03-26 20:47, woofmutt wrote:
Do we have to go through this every friggin' time we eat here? You ordered the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. It's made with chicken. "Chicken" is in the name of the "sammich". That's why it's called the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. If it were made with beef they'd probably have called it a burger. If you'd wanted chicken and beef then you shoulda ordered the Ass Kickin' Cock-N-Bull Barn Burner™.

You gonna eat that pickle?

Umm, that isn't a pickle..

What would you choose: Being paid $1,000,000 a year as the world's most famous celibate Mime, or
Being paid $22,450 a year as a Pornstar with all the free beer you can drink?