Post #446997 by Cammo on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 10:02 AM

OK, I get it...

When Bowana carves, he isn’t lifting his chisel up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Bowana doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bowana is maybe interested in carving.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bowana's chisels.

Bowana does not sleep. He waits to carve.

Bowana's chisel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Bowana can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Bowana doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Bowana can carve a revolving door.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Bowana carve on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bowanatorship.