Post #453381 by woofmutt on Tue, May 12, 2009 10:22 AM

Finally another way to spend all that money yer tired of lugging around in your wallet...Become a Club Woofmutt member!

With your Club Woofmutt membership you get:

*** A hand drawn Woofmutt Club member card

• A box of Pop Tarts

• Some other things Woofmutt has laying around

• A personal "I can't believe you went for this!" letter from Woofmutt**

But wait, there's more!

Club Woofmutt members in good standing will always be referred to by Woofmutt as "My Friend [your name here]" in public and in writing!

And L@@K at the world of pleasure your Club Woofmutt will open:

With your Club Woofmutt membership card, you will get the opportunity for Woofmutt to purchase you a beer at any bar where Woofmutt happens to be drinking and it’s Happy Hour and they have $1 beers!

Here's how it works: On your hand drawn Club Woofmutt card are 3 Xs. If you are one of the first 3 Club Woofmutt members at the bar to approach Woofmutt for a free beer, he’ll punch out your card & purchase you a beer of his choosing. Limit of 1 beer per bar per person and a limit of $1 per beer. However… If you’re the 4th person to approach Woofmutt to purchase a beer instead of punching your card he’ll punch your face. Then you'll buy him dinner.

With Club Woofmutt membership you'll also get...

1. The limited edition Club Woofmutt exclusive glass vase shown below!

There are only 11 memberships available and only 11 of these vases were emptied by Woofmutt himself!

2. An annual fully hosted bash at Woofmutt's West Howl INN where the beer and tequila will flow freely from the Perro Torero bar and you can stuff yourself on a helluva lotta Taco Bell burritos!

3. Club Woofmutt member you'll have FIRST DIBS on buying exclusive Woofmutt Stuff & Junk Like That merchandise when and if Woofmutt ever gets around to making any.

4. Awesomeness!

The cost for all of this? Only $1000!!! A little higher than some clubs, but did we mention the party will all you can eat Taco Bell burritos???

Stay tuned for details on where to send the money.

UPDATE! Club Woofmutt now proudly announces the Club Woofmutt Muy Especial GROG Club Level membership. For an additional $378.92 you get all the Club Woofmutt coolness PLUS:

• A special roped off area to stand behind at all Club Woofmutt get togethers.

• A Club Woofmutt muy especial Grog "club"! (The GROG club is a pencil that has been gnawed on by GROG.)

• A heightened sense of awesomeness that the regular Club Woofmutt just can't quite get you.

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-10-07 08:09. This message was a spoof of some odd club some company was actually promoting on Tiki Central. Woof mutt can't recall what it was all about which is a lie cuz woodfmutt can recall all sorts of stuff particularly stuff other people have forgotten. Speaking of which, other people are wondering why woofmutt came back and edited this post in January of 2012. But woofmutt has no answers to that. Not yet anyway. We'll see. Maybe it's something special. It's not, but wouldn't it be cool if it was? ]

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2012-01-10 21:09 ]