Post #453733 by tiki-riviera on Wed, May 13, 2009 5:43 PM

I heard club Woofmutt was the new cool trendy thing, so I decided I had to join, even if it
would cut back on my American Idol viewing time.

Yesterday I received my Club Woofmutt kit, boy was I excited. Inside I was thrilled to find a
special Woofmutt Tiki decoder ring. Following the instructions, I found a secret coded message
written on the side of an empty KFC eight piece bucket left inside a doghouse behind Woofmutt's trailer.
I raced home as fast as I could to decode this top secret message. I spent four hours working furiously to decode my personal message from President Woofmutt. Finally, near total exhaustion, I completed it to
discover it read: "Drink your Ovaltine" WTF?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

I don't know Woofmutt, but if I meet him, and he's not bigger than me, and I have a bat, I will beat him unitl I get my money back!!