Post #46722 by badmojo on Thu, Aug 7, 2003 7:18 PM

B badmojo Member Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Posts: 666	B badmojo Posted posted on Thu, Aug 7, 2003 7:18 PM Shit! I almost forgot the best one! Before I was born, my Mom used to do some babysitting at the Buddhist Commune outside of town. The Dalai Lama was visiting, and during his stay he stopped by the daycare, and to my mom's ammusement, he blessed her. She then told one of her coworkers who exclaimed it was a great honor, since he usually only blesses children. DUHN-DUHN-DUUHHN!!!!! It was the next week she found out she was pregnant with me. I know, sounds Hokey as Hell, but I swear it's true.