Post #467939 by tiki mick on Thu, Jul 9, 2009 4:23 PM

You know you are in a prog rock band is you have done or have engaged in any of the following behavior:

1. Wearing of capes
2. Vegetarianism OR extreme meat eating
3. Keyboards that sound like Spinal Tap mark 2 live at Magic mountain (with puppet show)
4. Incredibly ugly band members
5. Lyrics about the Lord of the rings (Or anything involving druids)
6. You had hit records between 1969 and 1974
7. No chicks like your records. At all. Period.
8. Your band mate was voted "best guitar player" in 1972
9. More then two of your songs are based on classical music.
10. You are English (and therefore incredibly ugly)
11. Music critics hated you, guitar players LOVED you!
12. You have long hair, wear spandex and play a flute! (see post below)

[ Edited by: Lucas Vigor 2009-07-09 17:52 ]