Okay kids... your best fart stories. - Beyond Tiki

K kctiki Member Kansas City Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Posts: 439	K kctiki Posted posted on Sun, Aug 10, 2003 11:43 AM Just remember mig, you asked for it. I held off 'til the 10th out of respect for Int'l Tiki Day. My younger sister has better fart stories than I do. She's been obsessed with them since she was old enough to talk. She's got a collection of farting devises and sets them off within earshot when her boss is interviewing someone for a job. He's the director of human resources. Her husband farts all the time, even in public. But he's real chauvinistic about it and thinks it's disgusting when women fart. One morning he happened to put his hand on her butt right when she had to fart. It was the moment she'd been waiting for since they said "I do." It was a real long fart and she could feel it was actually vibrating his hand. He jumped up out of the bed holding his hand out in front of him like it was radioactive, completely freaked out. I think they were made for eachother.

Just remember mig, you asked for it. I held off 'til the 10th out of respect for Int'l Tiki Day.

My younger sister has better fart stories than I do. She's been obsessed with them since she was old enough to talk. She's got a collection of farting devises and sets them off within earshot when her boss is interviewing someone for a job. He's the director of human resources.

Her husband farts all the time, even in public. But he's real chauvinistic about it and thinks it's disgusting when women fart.

One morning he happened to put his hand on her butt right when she had to fart. It was the moment she'd been waiting for since they said "I do." It was a real long fart and she could feel it was actually vibrating his hand.

He jumped up out of the bed holding his hand out in front of him like it was radioactive, completely freaked out. I think they were made for eachother.

Post #47189 by kctiki on Sun, Aug 10, 2003 11:43 AM