Post #474520 by tiki-riviera on Tue, Aug 4, 2009 2:05 PM

On 2009-08-04 09:58, little lost tiki wrote:
Man!
all this blabbin
but nobody's naming names....

disappointing to say the least....

Everyone hates me, so I'll name some names...

Monkeyskull - Talking to this guy is better than AMBIEN. Can't cook, mug collection barely worth
stealing, Voodoo punch is Malibu Rum and Kool-Aid. Keeps tranquilized squirrels in
his garage.

Woofmutt - Wears an Ascott, eye monocle and Panama hat, then says things like "Once in Burma I was
hunting the elusive Albino Tiger when my gun jammed, then...." yadda, yadda, yadda.
Can suck all the funny out of a room in two minutes.

Sweet Pea - Is legally tone deaf. Once when I was on a diet, she told me Ho-Ho's would help you
lose weight. I gained 14 lbs and cried for a week.

Dogbytes - Triple dips at parties. If you buy a cool car, she'll run out and buy a cooler one just
to show you up. Frank actually does all the cooking and she takes the credit.

Mrs. Riviera - Marries up. Power hungry. Pokes holes in her friends condoms. Eats Wonder Bread.

I could go on and on, but your probably better off not associating with the NW crew..