Tiki Central / California Events / Tiki Oasis 9 - Artist Alley Previews! Warning: This thread is neither cool nor current! So there!
Post #474864 by Kiki von Tiki on Wed, Aug 5, 2009 3:01 PM
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Well funny you should ask! Down at the O-hay-sis Arteests Alley and Mobile Home Park, at Kiki's Homestead Arts Pavillion, we got a lot goin on! Startin Satiday mornin we'll be putting Pappy's pigs to work right off an havin a Hog Callin contest! But lookout for them biguns, they shore are feersome! All day long on Satiday we be havin us a quiltin bee! Ladees, this is yore chance to show off them fine needle skills! Now don't you miss Auntee Ruth Ellen's butter churnin demonstratin! It is a sight to behold! And hang on to some a Ma's biskits, cause theys nothin like them biskits with fresh butter! In the afternoon we gots us a bone-a-fide costume contest! Dress alike yer hog and win a prize! Satiday nite we is gonna have us a fancy ho-down and square dancin! Youall gots ta wash up and put on youre purty-est Sunday go-ta-meetin outfit and come on down! No pajama's allowed in this here partee, ya hear now? Watch out for Uncle Daddy Ricky Bob and his moonshine! It shore does pack a wallop, and you just mite get yerself in a heap a trouble. But he'll be a-brewing it up to give this partee a kick! Bring yore own mug, now, or buy one rite down the Alley from Pap! Them luau pigs are shore purty but theys a goin FAST! On Sunday, ifn yore head don't hurt too much from all the dancin and the moonshine, we gots us another contest - corn shuckin! Thats rite! Fastest ears on the west coast be showing there skills and winning prizes, to boot! Then gowan out to the parkin lot where that car show be vacatin and see the most wonderous demonstratin of square dancin on horsback! Well I ain't never seed such purty footwork as these here horses.
So there ya go, BigToad! Lots more fun ta be had down in the Arteest Alley! Come on by the Homestead Arts Pavillion and have yerself some fun! |
