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F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Tue, Aug 12, 2003 12:31 PM While in college a group of us performed many blue flame "experiments." We'd turn off the lights in the dorm office & light'em up. We discovered that bluejeans seem to difuse the gas somewhat, making it difficult to light'em. Try wearing shorts, or something light like gaberdine. Also, one of my dormmates scorched his BVDs one evening, please be careful how high the flame is. My wife's brother is the farter in the family, he owns a Lincoln Navigator so he can lock the doors & windows and force everyone to enjoy them as much as he does. One evening he was performing for us as usual, with much of the family as a captive audience. One of the Kentucky cousins was gasping & scrabbling at the ceiling saying: "Aren't oxygen masks supposed to drop out of this thing?"

While in college a group of us performed many blue flame "experiments." We'd turn off the lights in the dorm office & light'em up. We discovered that bluejeans seem to difuse the gas somewhat, making it difficult to light'em. Try wearing shorts, or something light like gaberdine. Also, one of my dormmates scorched his BVDs one evening, please be careful how high the flame is.

My wife's brother is the farter in the family, he owns a Lincoln Navigator so he can lock the doors & windows and force everyone to enjoy them as much as he does. One evening he was performing for us as usual, with much of the family as a captive audience. One of the Kentucky cousins was gasping & scrabbling at the ceiling saying: "Aren't oxygen masks supposed to drop out of this thing?"

Post #47506 by freddiefreelance on Tue, Aug 12, 2003 12:31 PM