Post #476929 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Wed, Aug 12, 2009 11:55 PM

Many folks has bin askin' me, "Sabu - How does I find the Artist Alley wunce I gits to the Ho-Tel?"

So's I decided to post some simple diewreckshuns.

Easiest thing ta do is hop the 'ol Tiki Tram which leaves from the lobby ever 10 minnits or so's:

The Tiki Tram takes yew die-recly to the Big Teekee Kow, which everwun knows is thee Gateway To Artist Alley!

Lookie Here! It's Ma Haggler hersself, Welcumin' you to Artist Alley & the Pettin' Zoo! She's holdin' little Otter von Stroheim in her lap - a fav-rite amongst the youngins, and one of the Mascots of Tiki O-hay-sis.

An' Heer ahr the Three Otter Tenors, includin' the faymus Pavorotter, singin' all yer Favorite Songs of the Islands.

Pappy is rehearsin' the Care Bar Jamboree! The chillin's can come pet all the Care Bars at the Pettin Zoo. We got 'em all: Moonshine Bar, Feud Bar, Shingle Bar, Banjo Bar, Chitlin' Bar, and many others.

Junior is showin' the kids how to shake an iggle!

Thar's plenty of stuff fer the yungin's to do at the Pettin' Zoo.

They can feed a Baby Doe:

There's Sqwirrel-Kissin'

An' Dontcha fergit to say Howdy to Crazy Owl Evans. (He likes mice!)