Post #477203 by Bowana on Fri, Aug 14, 2009 3:58 PM

On 2009-08-06 21:22, squid wrote:
Hey thar Bowie! You makes some purdy mugs for shore. And they got some purdy wahheeneez on em too! But don't you go pointin' no shotguns at the Hagglers. Unless ah course you want to brake the Ruiner/Haggler cease fire of 1923. That'd be a real shame if'n you Ruiners got yer britches full of buckshot at a fancy event in Sandy Acres. And don't you touch my pigs!!! It was your great-grandpappy what started all that fuss by stealin' my great-grandpappys pig.

All righty then, Pappy. We'll continue us a cease fire fer this here fancy ee-vent. I'll even give ya the offspring of the hog that m' great grandpappy done stole from you-uns way back then.

Jes' one lil' problem tho. Us Ruiners been 'sperimentin' in the lab wif genetics and stuff like that there. We's tryin' ta come up wif the perfek pig. Sometimes it don't go raht.

Other times it go a lil' too raht an' cree-ates a monster!

Ah'll put down m' shootin' iron an' hand 'em over to ya and Junior on Sattiday.

Ruiner Bowie