Post #478236 by MadDogMike on Wed, Aug 19, 2009 8:10 PM

I caught Chlamydia from this girl at Oasis City
She was dressed nice and well spoken
Kinda sweet and awful witty but it’s true
I caught this nasty thing from you
I swear it’s true

Hey there Chlamydia we had drinks and we started kissin
I was drunk and then you jumped me
Now somethin’s gone amiss with my little guy
Thought that I’d be safe between your thighs
That wasn’t wise

Oh what did you give to me? Oww it burns when I go pee
Oh it’s what I do not need, oh this nasty STD

At least I don’t have syphilis and nothin’s fallin off
But I sure hope your other friends don’t feel this way

Chlamydia I promise you that I would get the word to you
If only I had thought to get your name, and that’s a shame

Hey there Chlamydia you gave me this bad infection
Though my mother tried to warn me that I’d better wear protection
Now I do
You know it’s all because of you
Hey there Chlamydia here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh what did you give to me? Oww it burns when I go pee
Oh it’s what I do not need, oh this nasty STD