Things I've learned while really drunk: - Beyond Tiki

A Alnshely Member Oceanside CA Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 974	A Alnshely Posted posted on Fri, Aug 15, 2003 11:25 PM Here are a few tokens of wisdom that I (Shelley) have picked up along the way.... Do NOT pick a fight with the cops, under any circumstances. No, you are not as beautiful as you think you are. No, you are not a good singer either. Do not bring chocolate ice cream or Hershey bars to bed with you. Do not get too comfortable on Bong's toilet, you might fall asleep there. Whatever you do, try not to embarrass Al. Sleeping in your clothes is not as comfortable as you thought it would be only a few hours ago. Yes, you will regret this behavior in the morning, but what the heck? Firi Firi Tiki, Shell in the Pacific [ Edited by: Alnshely on 2003-08-15 23:26 ]

Here are a few tokens of wisdom that I (Shelley) have picked up along the way....

Do NOT pick a fight with the cops, under any circumstances.
No, you are not as beautiful as you think you are.
No, you are not a good singer either.
Do not bring chocolate ice cream or Hershey bars to bed with you.
Do not get too comfortable on Bong's toilet, you might fall asleep there.
Whatever you do, try not to embarrass Al.
Sleeping in your clothes is not as comfortable as you thought it would be only a few hours ago.
Yes, you will regret this behavior in the morning, but what the heck?

[ Edited by: Alnshely on 2003-08-15 23:26 ]

Post #48073 by Alnshely on Fri, Aug 15, 2003 11:25 PM