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Post #48263 by MTKahuna on Mon, Aug 18, 2003 12:06 PM

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During my drunkin youth ...
I learned never to:

  1. Feed tropical fish candy corn & fudge

  2. Crash at my grandmothers after a night of drinking tequila (she calls an ambulance every time)

  3. Roam the streets of a foreign country

  4. Order/pronounce Vietnamese food.

  5. Play a game of ckicken on sketeboards

  6. Ask my ex bosses wife if she's supposed to be a whore (Halloween)

  7. Go to an amusement park afetr drinking 2 bottles of red wine

  8. Go shopping for a wedding gift

  9. Load up on 7/11 cheese sauce

  10. Play a game of "open your mouth and close your eyes"

Oh the shame...