Post #48312 by kctiki on Mon, Aug 18, 2003 5:58 PM

Your Grandma calls an ambulance EVERY TIME you show up drunk? Bless her heart, that's hilarious.

1. Don't smile and wave at the policeman sitting next to you at the stoplight, even if you're not over the legal limit (my brother learned that lesson)

2. If you decide to pull to the side of the road and sleep it off, don't forget to put the car in park and turn off the ignition. This was learned by someone I heard about in NW Indiana. He was passed out all night with his foot on the brake.

A cop came up the next morning rapping on his window to wake him up. It woke him up just enough to relax his foot a little on the brake and the cop had to jog along beside the car until he finally woke up.

Then when they asked him for his registration he got real frustrated because he knew it was in the glove compartment but couldn't find it. He finally realized he was in the police car and was rifling thru the wrong glove compartment.