Post #48317 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Mon, Aug 18, 2003 6:33 PM

A few more that I've learned...

1. Restating Bong's first point - Do not spray Nair on your genitals.

2. Houseplants have an extremely low tolerance for urine.

3. An Ocelot, while the same size as a small wood-chipping machine, is not as gentle.

4. Do not try to ride a shopping cart down the hill at 190th Street and Prospect.

5. Mimes will talk some if you nudge them with your truck's bumper.

6. At the Zoo, a monkey will never get arrested for throwing poo, but you will.

7. Do not go anywhere with a Tijuana prostitute if she has a Harley-Davidson eagle tatooed across her shoulders.

8. Get drunk enough and you can clean up an infinite number of guests' vomit without getting sick yourself.

9. There are some places you should not rub with a serrano chile.

10. Most importantly - Do Not try to ride a balance-board in the vicinity of ceramics. Yes, I know Baxdog can do it, but he's not really normal, is he.

Sabu