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Post #483953 by Atomic Tiki Punk on Thu, Sep 17, 2009 12:33 PM

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Sophista-tiki, Sophista-tiki, Sophista-tiki

I have input your post into my "Marvac 1000" Super Computer and it confirms you are lacking the Levity Gene!
I am sorry to bring you this dire news & there is no known cure.

Further inquiry's has brought to light the fact, That you! are the "Pillager of Rapa Nui" and we would like our Moais Back ASAP!

Also you have been chosen to host in your front yard this year the largest gathering of Maori Warriors in the world
where they will perform the Worlds largest "Haka" just for you, You will get no nose rub.....

See,See what your lack of Levity has brought you...