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Post #484455 by woofmutt on Mon, Sep 21, 2009 2:33 PM

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Oh yeah, I read about that in the Weekly World News...How the hillbillies took you in and raised you as one of their own piglets out in the sty with that big blue ribbon sow they had. Then one morning for no good reason at all you just up and went crazy and using the pistol you got for Christmas you killed your sow mama...

And now whenever you're eating bacon and happen to catch the scent of gunpowder on the wind...You cry.