Post #487111 by woofmutt on Thu, Oct 8, 2009 1:08 PM

Bowana: Knock knock!

Bowana: Who's there?

Bowana: Boo.

Bowana: Boo who?

Bowana: You don't have to cry about it!

little lost tiki: i always cry at awful knock-knock jokes....

Bowana: Ha Ha HAAHH! Then tell us a better one, Lord Kenneth! :)

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