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Post #48738 by tiki-riviera on Thu, Aug 21, 2003 10:19 AM

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Things I learned when drunk:

I'm extremly witty and charming but the ladies can't see it.

Get on floor before passing out, less painful.

Increases the desire, decreases the performance!

Puking from beer smells worse than puking from rum.

I'm an f-ing lightweight!!