Things I've learned while really drunk: - Beyond Tiki

T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Sat, Aug 23, 2003 7:04 AM Things I have learned: Although singing 'My Heart Willl Go On' at a karaoke bar seems funny for the first 30 seconds, you quickly realize there are 20 more verses of the song you have to get through, and, much like Celine's heart, they go on, and on, and on... Coffee tables will bump into your shins at every opportunity. Arguing with the doorman is not advised. Shopping on Ebay is not a good idea. You will spend the next 3 days praying you will get outbid on that Mr. T air freshener or ceramic cat. Your ability to ride a bicycle is severely diminished.

Things I have learned:

Although singing 'My Heart Willl Go On' at a karaoke bar seems funny for the first 30 seconds, you quickly realize there are 20 more verses of the song you have to get through, and, much like Celine's heart, they go on, and on, and on...
Coffee tables will bump into your shins at every opportunity.
Arguing with the doorman is not advised.
Shopping on Ebay is not a good idea. You will spend the next 3 days praying you will get outbid on that Mr. T air freshener or ceramic cat.
Your ability to ride a bicycle is severely diminished.

Post #48983 by tikifish on Sat, Aug 23, 2003 7:04 AM