The Cause of Baldness - Beyond Tiki

T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Mon, Aug 25, 2003 4:32 PM Perhaps he worded it wrong. Maybe he meant to say this: I discovered the CAUSE of tiki fever in April of 1996 when my apartment looked like a normal dwelling. I've cluttered up more than 60 percent of my available space in the last 7 years. THERE'S NOTHING TO BUY, EXCEPT THAT ELUSIVE STEVE CRANE BIRD AND A MAUNA LOA MUG. AND A TIKI BOB. The CAUSE of tiki fever is acid in tiki soap-on-a-rope and shampoo (he was right about this part). Just change the way you cleanse your hair and scalp with your present shampoo, and soon your home will return to it's normal Pottery Barn showroom state. My family finally believed me early last year, 2002. Like most, they had thought "tiki fever" and "coco nuttiness" were a fallacy. No more. Now, they're regrowing their apartment space by minimizing shampoo and tiki soap-on-a-rope usage. Read a very thorough examination of the subject at http://www.tikicentral.com. That is NOT proof but a suggested formal Test at Colleges could easily be done, repeated several times, and published in Sven's Journals. That would result in further independent testing. Testing may or may not include drinking too many Mai Tai's and showing off your coconuts.

Perhaps he worded it wrong. Maybe he meant to say this:

I discovered the CAUSE of tiki fever in April of 1996 when my apartment looked like a normal dwelling. I've cluttered up more than 60 percent of my available space in the last 7 years. THERE'S NOTHING TO BUY, EXCEPT THAT ELUSIVE STEVE CRANE BIRD AND A MAUNA LOA MUG. AND A TIKI BOB. The CAUSE of tiki fever is acid in tiki soap-on-a-rope and shampoo (he was right about this part). Just change the way you cleanse your hair and scalp with your present shampoo, and soon your home will return to it's normal Pottery Barn showroom state.

My family finally believed me early last year, 2002. Like most, they had thought "tiki fever" and "coco nuttiness" were a fallacy. No more. Now, they're regrowing their apartment space by minimizing shampoo and tiki soap-on-a-rope usage.

Read a very thorough examination of the subject at http://www.tikicentral.com. That is NOT proof but a suggested formal Test at Colleges could easily be done, repeated several times, and published in Sven's Journals. That would result in further independent testing. Testing may or may not include drinking too many Mai Tai's and showing off your coconuts.

Post #49206 by tikifish on Mon, Aug 25, 2003 4:32 PM